Gaydar Gun (Gay 'Detection' Device). Gay? Lesbian? Bi? Find out w/ Gaydar! Gay Gift & Party Toy, Gay or Straight!

GAYDAR... it knows who you are!

Is he thinking what you're thinking?

... Find out with GAYDAR!

A "Special Friend" detection device.

With the Gaydar Gun there's no more

guessing. Simply detect their percentage

of "gay-ness" with the pull of a trigger!!!

Is he so gay eating fruit cake would be cannibalism???

Does she have a timeshare on the Isle of Lesbos???

It's as easy as 1 - 2 - 3 Baby!

1 - SET the gun on MALE or FEMALE

2 - AIM

3 - SHOOT!!!

Watch while the all knowing HOMOMETER detects which end of

the rainbow they live on - from 0% (they likely can't even spell

G-A-Y), all the way up to 100%! Yes, Sugar - so gay their wrists

need crutches! And let's not forget those in the middle who feel

like the Statue of Liberty... ALL are welcome. God Bless America!

Questioning your own sexual identity? End the angst! Shoot

yourself with the Gaydar Gun and find out the truth in the privacy

of your own home. Don't like the answer? Don't worry! Perhaps

it was just a passing thought. You can always aim and shoot again

because there are over 650 different oracles of truth living

inside the Gaydar Gun! Read them on the screen and listen as the

Gun proclaims the readings OUT LOUD and OUT PROUD!

But wait! There's more! Set the Gaydar Gun on your desk and it

turns into a clock! There's even an alarm. Wake up from your

power nap to the action-packed Gaydar theme song! It's sure

to spice up your day.

There's just no end to the fun you'll have

with your very own GAYDAR GUN

This sleek design even makes you impervious to being

spotted during any ambush. WARNING: Knowledge gained

from the Gaydar Gun can be life altering. Use with caution!!!

"Finally, a reason for gay people to join the NRA"

... Scott Kearnan, BAY WINDOWS

Still haven't seen our commercials yet?
Just click one of the pictures below

Bruce the Elf

Beware of Richard Simmons!

Granny Get Your Gun!

One Night Stand
... and yes, this is PG

Click HERE to request a celebrity for Terry Ray to shoot with his Gaydar Gun on YouTube!