GAYDAR... it knows who you are! Is he thinking what you're thinking? ... Find out with GAYDAR! A "Special Friend" detection device.
With the Gaydar Gun there's no more guessing. Simply detect their percentage of "gay-ness" with the pull of a trigger!!!
Is he so gay eating fruit cake would be cannibalism??? Does she have a timeshare on the Isle of Lesbos???
It's as easy as 1 - 2 - 3 Baby!
1 - SET the gun on MALE or FEMALE 2 - AIM 3 - SHOOT!!!
Watch while the all knowing HOMOMETER detects which end of the rainbow they live on - from 0% (they likely can't even spell G-A-Y), all the way up to 100%! Yes, Sugar - so gay their wrists need crutches! And let's not forget those in the middle who feel like the Statue of Liberty... ALL are welcome. God Bless America!
Questioning your own sexual identity? End the angst! Shoot yourself with the Gaydar Gun and find out the truth in the privacy of your own home. Don't like the answer? Don't worry! Perhaps it was just a passing thought. You can always aim and shoot again because there are over 650 different oracles of truth living inside the Gaydar Gun! Read them on the screen and listen as the Gun proclaims the readings OUT LOUD and OUT PROUD!
But wait! There's more! Set the Gaydar Gun on your desk and it turns into a clock! There's even an alarm. Wake up from your power nap to the action-packed Gaydar theme song! It's sure to spice up your day.
There's just no end to the fun you'll have with your very own GAYDAR GUN
This sleek design even makes you impervious to being spotted during any ambush. WARNING: Knowledge gained from the Gaydar Gun can be life altering. Use with caution!!!
"Finally, a reason for gay people to join the NRA"
... Scott Kearnan, BAY WINDOWS
Still haven't seen our commercials yet? Just click one of the pictures below
Bruce the Elf
Beware of Richard Simmons!
Granny Get Your Gun!
One Night Stand ... and yes, this is PG
Click HERE to request a celebrity for Terry Ray to shoot with his Gaydar Gun on YouTube and to view the list of previously shot celebrities!
